I won't.

OK. Thank you.

"I regret my actions. I regret offending my coworkers. I pledge to bring my best spirit of honesty, empathy, respect and open-mindedness..." Open-mindedness, is that even a word? "...into the workplace. In this way, I can truly be a hero. Signed, Daffy Duck." He's going to lose it when he reads that.

Yeah, hi. Is Mr. Decker around? Oh, well, could you just have him call me after lunch? Thank you.