All right. Well, let me show you how it's done.

Yes, I'd like to speak to your office manager, please. Yes, hello. This is Michael Scott. I am the R...

I've, uh, I've been at Dunder Mifflin for 12 years, the last four as Regional Manager. If you want to come through here... See we have the entire floor. So this is my kingdom, as far as the eye can see. This is our receptionist, Pam. Pam! Pam-Pam! Pam Beesly. Pam has been with us for... forever. Right, Pam?

Well. I don't know.

If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her a couple of years ago.