Yeah. I am.

I can't believe this. I mean I have never even stolen as much as a paperclip and you're firing me.

But the best thing about it is that we're not going to have to give you any severance pay. Because that is gross misconduct and... Just clean out your desk. I'm sorry.

You been X'd punk! Surprise! It's a joke. We were joking around. See? OK. He was in on it. He was my...

You're a jerk.

Character
Dwight
Dwight
Ryan
Ryan
Andy
Andy
Darryl
Darryl
Michael
Michael
Episode
St. Patrick's Day
Gettysburg
Pilot
Night Out
A Benihana Christmas
Season
2
1
4
8
3