Yeah. I am.

I can't believe this. I mean I have never even stolen as much as a paperclip and you're firing me.

But the best thing about it is that we're not going to have to give you any severance pay. Because that is gross misconduct and... Just clean out your desk. I'm sorry.

You been X'd punk! Surprise! It's a joke. We were joking around. See? OK. He was in on it. He was my...

You're a jerk.