No, this is not a joke. OK? That was offensive and lame. So double offensive. This is an environment...

Hi. I'm Michael Scott. I'm in charge of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products here in Scranton, Pennsylvania...

OK. Questions? Comments? Anybody? Jim?

: Uh, is that it?

Yes. I only had an hour to put it together but I'm going to add on to it later on.