"I regret my actions. I regret offending my coworkers. I pledge to bring my best spirit of honesty, ...

Yeah, hi. Is Mr. Decker around? Oh, well, could you just have him call me after lunch? Thank you.

"I pledge to always keep an open mind and an open heart." I do believe... in that part of the pledge I that just read. But a pledge? Come on. I mean who are we, the Girl Scouts? No. Look... the guy, "Mr. Brown," he got us halfway there. He got us talking. Well, no. I got us talking. He got us nothing. He insulted us and he abandoned us. You call that diversity training? I don't. Were there any connections between any of us? Did anyone look each other in the eye? Was there any emotion going on? No. Where was the heart? I didn't see any heart. Where was my Oprah moment? OK, get as much done as you can before lunch because, afterward, I'm going to have you all in tears.

All right? Everybody pretty? Come on. Here we go. It's time. Let's do some good.

Hey, we're not all going to sit in a circle Indian style are we?

Character
Oscar
Oscar
Michael
Michael
Deangelo
Deangelo
Kelly
Kelly
Robert California
Robert California
Episode
China
Diversity Day
Michael Scott Paper Company
The Dundies
Branch Wars
Season
9
1
5
8
6