What is that?
That is my stapler.
No, no, no. Do not take it out. You have to eat it out of there, because there are starving people in the world which I hate, and it is a waste of that kind of food.
OK you know what, you can be a witness. Can you reprimand him?
How do you know it was me?
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Todd Packer

Phyllis

Nellie

Jan

Michael

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Chair Model
Search Committee
Pilot
Dunder Mifflin Infinity
Office Olympics
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