Nothing.

If you're unhappy with your compensation, maybe you should take it up with HR. OK. Not today, OK? Pa...

I think I'm a role model here. I think I garner people's respect. Attention all Dunder Mifflin employees, please. We have a meeting in the conference room, ASAP.

People I respect, heroes of mine, would be Bob Hope... Abraham Lincoln, definitely. Bono. And probab...

Now I know there's some rumors out there and I just kind of want to set the record straight.