Look. She's a dental hygienist from Carbondale and she makes love like one. She's a bumpkin. Pass.
She's-- okay. Do you know how hard it is to be a hygienist? You have to take x-rays. You have to scrape the plaque off of people's teeth. You have to tell kids when to spit and make sure they're not scared when the dentist comes in. It-- it--
You should ask her out.
I already have my European girlfriend.
If your hat hits me in the face one more time--
