Post-it Notes? What are those worth, 50 cents?

50 cents, yeah. If you steal a thousand Post-It Notes at 50 cents apiece, and you know, you've made...

Are you serious?

Yeah. I am.

I can't believe this. I mean I have never even stolen as much as a paperclip and you're firing me.

Character
Pam
Pam
Deangelo
Deangelo
Kelly
Kelly
Jim
Jim
Gabe
Gabe
Episode
Gettysburg
Michael's Last Dundies
Andy's Ancestry
Employee Transfer
Pilot
Season
1
4
7
2
5