He's right. Cops can't do anything until a crime has been reported.

All right.

Not only that, but if they find out you snitched, you get a dead horses chopped off head in your bed!

Shh!

You know what?

Character
Toby
Toby
Carol
Carol
Andy
Andy
Angela
Angela
Stanley
Stanley
Episode
Dwight's Speech
Mafia
Business Trip
The Convention
Goodbye Michael
Season
2
7
8
6
5