He's right. Cops can't do anything until a crime has been reported.

All right.

Not only that, but if they find out you snitched, you get a dead horses chopped off head in your bed!

Shh!

You know what?

Character
David Wallace
David Wallace
Andy
Andy
Karen
Karen
Angela
Angela
Jan
Jan
Episode
The Lover
Secretary's Day
Golden Ticket
Mafia
Office Olympics
Season
5
6
1
9
7