OK. Thank you.

Yeah, yeah.

"I regret my actions. I regret offending my coworkers. I pledge to bring my best spirit of honesty, empathy, respect and open-mindedness..." Open-mindedness, is that even a word? "...into the workplace. In this way, I can truly be a hero. Signed, Daffy Duck." He's going to lose it when he reads that.

Yeah, hi. Is Mr. Decker around? Oh, well, could you just have him call me after lunch? Thank you.

"I pledge to always keep an open mind and an open heart." I do believe... in that part of the pledge...