I knew it! More trunk space. Or should I say, corpse space.

Hey guys, I drive a SUV, does that mean I'm in the mob?

No, not that, by itself. But look at all the facts. He seems like a mobster.

Wait, when did we start talking about the mob? The guy was trying to sell me insurance.

All mobsters have a front, sometimes it's selling insurance, sometimes it's waste management or sani...