Michael likes me to run the camera when he makes his apology videos. He says he needs a woman's touch.
OK, I think that's good.
"Hello. I am Michael Scott, Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton. By now you are probably sick of hearing about Dunder Mifflin and our embarrassing watermark boner. Let me tell you something. Something from the heart. I am not leaving this office. It will take a SWAT team, to remove me from this office, and maybe not even that."
Uh, you could never withstand a SWAT team.
That's how devoted I am to this job.
