So you've come to the master for guidance? Is this what you're saying, grasshopper?

Actually, you called me in here, but yeah.

All right. Well, let me show you how it's done.

Yes, I'd like to speak to your office manager, please. Yes, hello. This is Michael Scott. I am the R...

I've, uh, I've been at Dunder Mifflin for 12 years, the last four as Regional Manager. If you want t...