So you're just making a giant assumption. You don't even know the guy.

You know what? You know what? I am declaring a moment of silence right now. Ten minutes of silence honoring Michael Jackson. just sit there and think about Michael jackson.

My name is Andy Bernard and I am a cuckold. For those of you unfamiliar with William Shakespeare, a cuckold is a man whose woman is cheating on him. I've lived the part. And let me tell you, I'd so much rather play the part on stage.

So... here's the thing about infidelity.

Mm, no, when are you people going to stop casting the first stone? I am not in the wrong here. I am the good guy.

That's What Who Said?

  • Phyllis
  • Andy
  • Karen
  • Jo Bennett