Last week I finally became permanent manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton. My first project: increase security. I got these doors from a jewelry store that had recently gone out of business. Now they’re protecting America’s real treasure, paper. Every morning I email the day’s security codes. Something that’s been really missing from my life has been writing secret codes. It’s not the KGB, but it’s a start.

The tea in Nepal is very hot.

But the coffee in Peru is far hotter.

Close.

This is Tuesday, right? The coffee in Paraguay is far hotter?

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