I'm sorry.

No, this is not a joke. OK? That was offensive and lame. So double offensive. This is an environment...

Hi. I'm Michael Scott. I'm in charge of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products here in Scranton, Pennsylvania but I'm also the founder of Diversity Tomorrow, because today is almost over. Abraham Lincoln once said that, "If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North." And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace.

OK. Questions? Comments? Anybody? Jim?

: Uh, is that it?