Dwight, you know what, just back up, okay, that's making me uncomfortable. This is sexual harassment, by the way. Oh my God! He's got a knife!
I do not have a knife!
No, let the record show that Dwight K. Schrute is now completely nude and is holding a plastic knife to Stanley's neck?!
Let the record show that Jim Halpert is a liar!
Dwight Schrute is now wearing a baby's bonnet.
