Hey guys, I drive a SUV, does that mean I'm in the mob?

No, not that, by itself. But look at all the facts. He seems like a mobster.

Wait, when did we start talking about the mob? The guy was trying to sell me insurance.

All mobsters have a front, sometimes it's selling insurance, sometimes it's waste management or sani...

For the record, not all Italian-Americans are in the Mafia.