Hey guys, I drive a SUV, does that mean I'm in the mob?
No, not that, by itself. But look at all the facts. He seems like a mobster.
Wait, when did we start talking about the mob? The guy was trying to sell me insurance.
All mobsters have a front, sometimes it's selling insurance, sometimes it's waste management or sani...
For the record, not all Italian-Americans are in the Mafia.