I can't believe this. I mean I have never even stolen as much as a paperclip and you're firing me.

But the best thing about it is that we're not going to have to give you any severance pay. Because t...

You been X'd punk! Surprise! It's a joke. We were joking around. See? OK. He was in on it. He was my accomplice. And it was kind of a morale booster thing. And we were showing the new guy around, giving him the feel of the place. So you... God, we totally got you.

You're a jerk.

I don't know about that.

Character
Michael
Michael
Creed
Creed
Carol
Carol
David Wallace
David Wallace
Jo Bennett
Jo Bennett
Episode
Pilot
Garage Sale
Special Project
Search Committee
Lecture Circuit 2
Season
1
3
4
2
7