I can't believe this. I mean I have never even stolen as much as a paperclip and you're firing me.
But the best thing about it is that we're not going to have to give you any severance pay. Because t...
You been X'd punk! Surprise! It's a joke. We were joking around. See? OK. He was in on it. He was my accomplice. And it was kind of a morale booster thing. And we were showing the new guy around, giving him the feel of the place. So you... God, we totally got you.
You're a jerk.
I don't know about that.
Character
Stanley

Ryan

Pete

Jim

Michael

Episode
Hot Girl
Cafe Disco
The Sting
Search Committee
Pilot
Season
4
5
1
8
2