I can't believe this. I mean I have never even stolen as much as a paperclip and you're firing me.

But the best thing about it is that we're not going to have to give you any severance pay. Because t...

You been X'd punk! Surprise! It's a joke. We were joking around. See? OK. He was in on it. He was my accomplice. And it was kind of a morale booster thing. And we were showing the new guy around, giving him the feel of the place. So you... God, we totally got you.

You're a jerk.

I don't know about that.

Character
David Wallace
David Wallace
Jim
Jim
Michael
Michael
Kelly
Kelly
Jan
Jan
Episode
Business Trip
Pilot
Work Bus
Manager and Salesman
Dwight Christmas
Season
1
6
5
7
4