I think I'm a role model here. I think I garner people's respect. Attention all Dunder Mifflin emplo...

People I respect, heroes of mine, would be Bob Hope... Abraham Lincoln, definitely. Bono. And probab...

Now I know there's some rumors out there and I just kind of want to set the record straight.

I'm Assistant Regional Manager. I should know first.

Assistant to the Regional Manager.