Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa! This is Hide Toshi Hasagawa. He would like to apply for the Sabre minority executive training program "print in all colors" initiative.
Dwight: What are you doing?
Helping heal America in a dramatic fashion in the 11th hour.
God, I hate you so much!
Caucasians, am I right? Have a seat. I'll translate.