I may have told some people that. I'm nervous. I'm about to get married.

If you want to sit on this-- I was thinking the wood might be too hard on your damaged penis. Make it softer.

It was my scrotum. Um, and it was. Thank you.

Oh, here we go. They asked for cash, but you know... I give them cash every week, so-- how much cash does a person need? I have taken it upon myself to do something a little more special. I have painted a portrait of the two of them from memory. And I have another one of them in the nude. But that one is for me.

I got them a set of turtle boiling pots, a shell hammer and bibs.

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