It didn't get torn off?

No, it didn't--nothing got torn off. Who told you that?

I may have told some people that. I'm nervous. I'm about to get married.

If you want to sit on this-- I was thinking the wood might be too hard on your damaged penis. Make it softer.

It was my scrotum. Um, and it was. Thank you.

That's What Who Said?

  • Jo Bennett
  • Jim
  • Stanley
  • Pam