50 cents, yeah. If you steal a thousand Post-It Notes at 50 cents apiece, and you know, you've made...

Are you serious?

Yeah. I am.

I can't believe this. I mean I have never even stolen as much as a paperclip and you're firing me.

But the best thing about it is that we're not going to have to give you any severance pay. Because t...

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Stanley
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Michael
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Jo Bennett
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