50 cents, yeah. If you steal a thousand Post-It Notes at 50 cents apiece, and you know, you've made...

Are you serious?

Yeah. I am.

I can't believe this. I mean I have never even stolen as much as a paperclip and you're firing me.

But the best thing about it is that we're not going to have to give you any severance pay. Because t...

Character
Michael
Michael
Phyllis
Phyllis
Jim
Jim
Pam
Pam
Erin
Erin
Episode
The Duel
Pilot
Two Weeks
Couples Discount
Broke
Season
2
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3
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